It's Berlin 1994. You just got out of the sickest coolest weirdest wildest techno rave party, you don't have your keys. Your phone is long gone, you gotta sleep on the street. You didn't even bring a hat because you thought it would be way too much to carry, and you thought you'd get home safely. Imagine you had the totebag. Would fit right in, would look hella cool, your stuff would be safe, you would be able to fit all your belongings for all situations with you- would be alright I guess.
Made from reliable materials, lasting for seasons.